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ucantsaynoforever:

Marshall being drunk while Lily is giving birth (and while they are mad at each other) is going to haunt him forever… I really hope they fix it

The Mood

whatshouldwecallme:

When I’m in it:

When I’m not:

When my friends try to drag me out after I eat too much at dinner
When I'm drunk and my best friend says she feels fat & ugly
When my boyfriend tries to explain why he got home so late

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like,

When you’re about to leave the office and you get another email
When my friend tells me they don't want to go to happy hour
When Dr. Dre comes on

whatshouldwecallme:

Me:

My parents:

Finally getting settled into bed after a long day